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Some Good English Words

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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<br>One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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<br>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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<br>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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<br>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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<br>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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<br>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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<br>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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<br>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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<br>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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<br>"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
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<br>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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<br>"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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<br>"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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<br>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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<br>When two's company, three's the result!
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<br>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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<br>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.